christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

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One of my best friends (…) reminded me of something rather embarrassing. I’ve known her for almost two decades, and she said, ‘When I first met you, you said, “Hi, my name’s Millie, and I want to be an actress.” I was like, ‘God, that’s cringe-worthy.’ But I was always determined. - Emilia Clarke

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floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

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